Welcome to stupid random facts. Today, I will be discussing some of the most insane and dumbest things that have ever happened throughout the history of man. By the time we are done here, you will be able to sit back and say “WTF was wrong with that?” Where else would you get such hilarious information? Well, you could try going online, but you would probably end up disappointed.
Hi, welcome, and thanks for listening to my silly little podcast. I am your host, jamograh, and I will be discussing some of history’s craziest, most idiotic, and mind-blowing happenings. I hope you enjoy my rambling, but I will be sure to make good points, and hopefully you will take away something from this conversation. It’s called free thought, because someone had the bright idea of making a podcast about stupid random things.
The Facts About The Episode Of Simpsons
I’m going to start out by talking about a very popular episode of The Simpsons, wherein Homer gets sprayed by a bee. What a perfect opportunity to talk about the dangers of bee stings. Did you know that there are over 400 different species of bees? Yes, that’s a lot of bees. Did you know that there is no way to effectively remove them from your life?
The Debate On Bill Clinton
Okay, now let’s talk about another stupid fact. There was this incredibly huge debate back in the 1990s over whether or not Bill Clinton should have gotten into politics. People were incredibly upset with him for getting into politics, because they said it was a joke. Well, as it turned out, those people were completely correct, Clinton was a joke.
What was he supposed to do? Pull out a pocket knife and start eating a bunch of pork products? That’s what some people said, but what they didn’t realize was that the President of the United States has been known to occasionally eat pork products. In fact, he goes through a gourmet diet that consists of stuff that is only available off of the Internet.
The Facebook Facts
The most recent major fact that I have to tell you is also stupid, but it still rings true. A bunch of people were on their Facebook profile pictures talking about how their exes are so stupid. It’s like they all posted the same sick burn that they’ve had on someone else already. It’s not rocket science; it’s just a fact of life that everyone goes through in their lives.
One other thing I want to touch on here is that people will say a fact to you and then they won’t actually believe it. For example, you might have a really big resume. Someone will ask you how long it was and you might say something like, “I don’t have a big resume, but I have experience.” Then they look at their own resume and say, “Wow, you have a lot of experience, but where did you get that?” That’s because they haven’t thought about what you’re actually saying.
Other Random Facts
Remember, people lie, just like everybody else. There are just a few more stupid things that people say than the rest. I hope these few pearls make you think twice before you say something stupid. You need to remember that everybody is out there to try and get your attention, but they can do it in two ways, either by giving you false information or making up something. It’s your job to discern what is true and what isn’t. So be wise and take notes.
You’ll hear a few more random facts during your day. However, if you keep it mind that it’s not all that bad and you learn to spot a fact a mile away, it shouldn’t affect your life that much. You can easily avoid a dumb fact if you can see it coming or you can simply change the subject. The most important thing is to learn how to stop listening to stupid facts and start looking at facts that make sense.
Listen to other people. If you don’t like what someone is saying, ask them why they say it. They might have a good explanation for the dumbest-sounding fact that you’ve heard. Sometimes, all you have to do is look past the surface. Sometimes, all you need to do is look under the rock.
Look at the world a little bit and see what is actually going on and try not to fall into stupid comments. Listen to people, but don’t allow yourself to fall for stupid comments because you don’t agree with them. Be careful, especially on the Internet. There are so many people out there, so be smart.